Everyone watches it.
I mean, you clicked on this article to see if you recognize anyone. You can’t judge people because some things are only shared with Mrs. Incognito Mode. And she can’t remember anything because she’s a class act. But there are some things we can judge: the shocking behind the scenes of the videos you use to fall asleep. Some of it is really eye-opening. I picked the best stuff just for you.
1.It’s every dude’s nightmare. Staying hard for hours is impossible.
The dirty secret is cuts in editing. There are a lot more “breaks” to rest, recuperate and wait for the male lead to go again.
2.Fake “man seed” used in the promotional shots for a porn is almost always icing sugar. In fact, it’s typically used as coffee sweetener on sets.
Waste not, want not, bro.
3.Some women just don’t care about the way it smells down in their taco stand.
There was an interview with Joanna Angel where she said that a lot of new actresses have raunchy smelling vaginas and don’t realize it or don’t care.
4.Being a cameraman means that… you’re going to get… something on you sooner or later
You’ll be sidestepping it like the creep in Nightcrawler..
5.You’re either a drug-addicted college dropout, a moderately famous actress moderately addicted to drugs or a popular pornstar who never wants their drug use mentioned ever.
And you’d be surprised how many are vegan. And also on drugs. Note: Not implying anything about here.What about the camera man? Or how waiting for the money shot ending can be awkward as fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu……
6.Don’t eat the snacks unless it’s covered in plastic wrap..
Someone who did a non-sex scene said: “They had a craft service table set up with snacks; chips, soda, etc. Right when I got there one of the performers who had just finished a scene, still naked and sticky, walked over and grabbed a hand full of chips from the bowl. That’s when I learned to only eat crafty that was still wrapped.”
7. There is rigorous testing protocol where actors get tested every two weeks by a whole panel of top-notch STD tests. You fail any of that, you can’t work.
It’s not only for safety but makes them think that condoms can be optional. Not recommended.The skills gained from Boy Scouts help in this genre, believe it or not. And then there’s truth about watching sex happening in front of you…
8. Watching sex is gross and sucks when it’s not you.
The smell, the angles, the waiting… it’s all terrible.
9. Bodybuilder chicks are hornier than the average bear.